“I’m always tickled by Christians - especially Black ones - who use the Bible to defend bigotry and feign morality. Have you ever worked on a Sunday? If so, you should voluntary submit to your punishment: death. Do you sleep outside when you’re on your period, ladies? You should according to scripture. Same for not approaching the altar with your nasty blood. Parents, have you murdered your disobedient children lately? Or sold them into slavery to pay off debts? That includes your daughter — y’know, once she turns 12 and a day. Sexual slavery is apparently fine so long as the old man puts a ring on it. Oh and when I said, parents, naturally I meant the ones who did it the right way via marriage. Not you bastard breeders, mind you. And if you’ve ever eaten shrimp or mixed fabrics: I’ll see you in hell. I’ll be in VIP. I could go on, but that’d only confuse the whole lot of you. Which begs the question, how many of you actually knew such language was in the Bible? Raise your hand. Good. Now proceed to slap yourselves silly with it. God bless!”
—Me to the Facebook Christians posturing on my page. Amen. (via friedfishandfeelings)
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